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My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Camus and Frida Kahlo, new combinations are created from both simple and complex textures.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of meaning.  What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the possibility of a new synthesis.

As temporal forms become transformed through emergent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our world.

Skateboard ethics!  Artist statements are the scourge of the art world (and a crutch for the vague), so why not generate your own?